Friday, October 26, 2012

Miss you so much babe.. .. :(

Dear Free Time,

I know there has been times when I didn't treat you well, there were times when I hated you so much but darling don't forget that we also saw alot of good time together.. Remember how we would spend the entire day together, just the two of us and nothing else!! There were times when you stayed with me for weeks and sometimes even months but now.. .. ..
Since you left me, my life is becoming miserable day by day, I need you back in my life honey, I have realized that I can't be without you.. Things have changed so much, now you come to me only on weekends and sometimes not even that. I miss everything I use to do when we were together, life is incomplete without you.

PS. All my novels, my DVDs, my outings miss you.


Miserable without you,
Maria.

The one that got away.. ..

In another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world

In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away..

I was June and you were my Johnny Cash
Never one without the other we made a pact
Sometimes when I miss you
I put those records on

But in another life
I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world

All this money can't buy me a time machine..
Can't replace you with a million rings..
I should've told you what you meant to me
'Cause now I pay the price

In another life

I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises
Be us against the world

In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away

The one that got away.. .. ..


Wednesday, October 17, 2012

world is going haywire..

What do you do when you give your heart and soul to achieve something, you literally work your a#s off and then one fine day you even achieve it BUT THEN comes the twist and you realize it that its not worth all the pain, or atleast its NOT what you thought it to be.. What do you do..? Do you let it slip off your hand and let it go.. Or do you hang on wishing (which you will NOT help) that one day it will be what You wanted it to be?
Its a road with a dead-end sign, its a one way track and you've taken the wrong turn..




Monday, October 15, 2012

Time..



Time, the miraculous, the mysterious, the deceiver, the lover, the patient, the Impromptu, the best healer, the unforgiving. It stretches and moves like a fly in the honey when waiting for someone! It flies away in a flash when you want it to stay.. It is a cruel teacher but it is the best healer. It is a companion of patience indeed..

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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Pissed off..

Oh Please God NOT AGAIN!!!!
I am tired, I am literally tired of these stupid mushy-mushy things, there are so many better things to be worried about!
Dear Lord please make me strong (strong-er!) to bear all these stupid things and not to lose my temper.

Picture this, you go to a new place with brand new dreams, all roaring to go, you meet nice people or atleast hope to and then after a while you realize that its No different. You find yourself stuck onto all the same problems, all the same (STUPID) Egoistic men, same (STUPID) jealous women, same (EVEN MORE STUPID) people who keep on hitting and try their luck with you, (Arrrghhh! What a waste..), people (Read: Men) who treat you like just another Eye candy, guys who start confessing that they Love you since a lllooong time (Even though you've met them a week or so before!), and Guys trying to 'Make Fraandship' with you!!! It sucks big time!

PS. Get a life losers.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

A poem for us.... Girls!!!



I shave my legs, 
I sit down to pee. 
And I can justify 
any shopping spree. 


Don't go to a barber, 
but a beauty salon. 
I can get a massage 
without a hard-on. 

I can balance the checkbook, 
I can pump my own gas. 
Can talk to my friends, 
about the size of my ass. 

My beauty's a masterpiece, 
and yes, it takes long. 
At least I can admit, 
to others when I'm wrong. 

I don't drive in circles, 
at any cost. 
And I don't have a problem, 
admitting I'm lost. 

I never forget, 
an important date. 
You just gotta deal with it, 
I'm usually late. 

I don't watch movies, 
with lots of gore. 
Don't need instant replay, 
to remember the score. 

I won't lose my hair, 
I don't get jock itch. 
And just cause I'm assertive, 
Don't call me a bitch. 

Don't say to your friends, 
Oh yeah, I can get her. 
In your dreams, my dear, 
I can do better! 

Flowers are okay, 
But jewelry's best. 
Would you look at my face, you idiot... 
Not at my chest???? 

I don't have a problem, 
With Expressing my feelings. 
I know when you're lying, 
You look at the ceiling. 

Don't call me a girl, 
A babe or a chick. 
I am a WOMAN, 
Get it, you prick?! 

For all the ladies Tired of Stupid proposals!!


Ways To Turn Down Men:


 HE. " can I buy you a drink? "SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "


HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like Yours!!!


HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE: I must've been given your share!!!


HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


HE: Your face must turn a few heads!SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!


HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!SHE: Okay, get out!!!


HE: I think I could make you very happySHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: Can I have your name?SHE: Why, don't you already have one?


HE: Shall we go and see a film?SHE: I've already seen it!!!


Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.


Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.




Now wasn't that helpful?!!!

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